Protip: Sitting on their face is usually where they draw the line.
(Source: poagk, via jonathan-michael)
ME! FUCKING GPOY!
it normally did at my school, even an accidental nudge while walking with a friend to class…
Every. Fucking. Day.
Which is why, I think I’m just going to keep my hands to myself around my straight friends from now on.
STORY OF MY LIFE
And I’m the one who’s supposed to feel guilty about this, rather than them feeling guilty for being a fucking douchebag.
NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY