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tastefullyoffensive:

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Look. That Red Bullseye is like a beacon to my bank account. I pass it EVERYDAY going back & forth to work. On payday Friday, it be callin’ me, like crack called Pookie!!

This is why I hate shopping with my mother. It can never be a 15 minute event.

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    EVERY TIME. EVERY. TIME.
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    story of my life
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    this is what just happened.
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    OMG. THIS HAPPENED ON TUESDAY NIGHT WHEN C AND I WENT TO TARGET TO BUY PADS! We ONLY wanted to get pads and walked out...
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    oh target… i’d be a millionare without you in my life
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    every single time..

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