December 2011
Whenever I say I'm bored, it means I'm avoiding...
luvvdivine:
Same difference at this point.
When you use your phone in the middle of the night
How I know that I'm not Tumblr Famous:
Me: Ask me questions please c:
My followers: lol no.
Tumblr famous person: Ask me questions bitches
Their followers: OMG WHAT TOOTHPASTE DO YOU USE
when you fall in love with a piece of clothing,...
austama:
lmao! yessss
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops